Christian Jokes Part IV

Wife: I can't sleep, dear. I keep thinking there's a mouse under the bed.

Husband: Well, start thinking there's a cat under the bed and go to
sleep.

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Wife: I should have listened to my mother's advice and never marriec
you.

Husband: Good grief! How I've misjudged that woman.

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Attendant: Doctor, there is a man outside who wants to know ifwe've
lost any of our men from the insane asylum.

Doctor: Why's that?

Attendant: He says that someone has run off with his wife.

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My wife told the neighbors that 30 years ago she had a close encounte
with a subhuman alien creature from outer space, but never reported it to
the authorities. Instead, she married it.

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Marriage counselor: Do you enjoy talking to each other?

Counselee: Oh, we enjoy talking to each other all right. The problem is
listening to each other.

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Marriage counselor: Do you encourage your husband in his work?
Counselee: I do my best. I keep telling him he ought to ask for a raise.

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