Christian Jokes Part II

First girl: My pastor said we could have 16 husbands.

Second girl: Are you sure about that?

First girl: Why, yes. At the last wedding at the church I heard him say,
"Four better, four worse, four richer, and four poorer!"

---

Marriage is like a railroad sign—you see a girl and stop. Then you look.
And after you're married you listen.

---

Husband: Why do you weep and snuffle over a TV program and the
imaginary woes of people you have never met?

Wife: For the same reason you scream and yell when a man you don't
know makes a touchdown.

---

Wife: I read about a man who speaks eight languages who married a
woman who speaks two.

Husband: That seems to be about the right handicap.

---

The most dangerous year in married life is the first. Then follows the
second, third, fourth, fifth...

---

Marriage is like horseradish—men praise it with tears in their eyes.

---

"Now that looks like a happily married couple."

"Don't be too sure, my dear. They're probably saying the same thing
about us."

---

Marriage is like a violin—after the music stops, the strings are still
attached.

---

Wife: At least you could talk to me while I sew.
Husband: Why don't you sew to me while I read?

---

next