Christian Jokes

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage—half-shut afterward.

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Marriage is like the army... everyone complains, but you'd be surprised at how many reenlist.

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Son: How much does it cost to get married. Dad?
Dad: I don't know. I'm still paying on it.

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"Can you take dictation?"
"No, I've never been married."

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She calls her husband "Henry." He's the eighth.

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Jay: I have half a mind to get married.
Bufe: That's all you need.

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"And at her request you gave up drinking?"

"Yes."

"And you stopped smoking for the same reason?"

"I did."

"And it was for her that you gave up dancing, card playing, and
billiards?"

"Absolutely."

"Then, why didn't you marry her?"

"Well, after all this reforming I realized I could do better."

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